Kajraare (Bunty aur Babli)

Warning: Long post ahead. But interesting, I promise (Kaali kamli waale ki kasam khake)!

Kajrare - for me, the baap of all item songs ever! Shaad Ali, take a bow for bringing together the first family (OK, second) of Bollywood even before they were a family. And SEL, Gulzar, Alisha Chinoy, Javed Ali - take a bow for composing, writing and singing the perfect item song.

Why, some may ask, do I keep referring to it as the best ever? Many out there consider this song to be average at best - what is with Gulzar writing sub-par lyrics, a rather fat Aishwarya spilling out of her tiny clothes and vulgar dance moves anyway? Well, let me ask you a question - what is an item song? Surely you didn't expect words like "Katra-katra milti hai" in it! Surely you didn't think a super-fit, gym-toned Shamita Shetty type is the usual sight at a dhaba! 

Here is what Gulzar has to say about the 'sub-par' lyrics: 

"Just because it is popular it doesn't mean it's devoid of poetry. I don't think the words "Teri baaton mein kimaam ki khushboo hai, tera aana bhi to garmiyon ki loo hai", is frivolous. Poetry with a serious thought doesn't mean it has to be serious in mood."

"When it’s a song sung on the roadside, you have to write poetry with a different flavour altogether, similar to that you’d find on the backs of trucks and lorries. So you have lines like, Aisi nazar se dekha us zaalim ne chonk kar, humne kaleja rakh diya chaku ki nok par."

The stage is set thus

The two Bachchans are involved in a cat and mouse game - Bunty (Abhishek) being the mouse, and DCP Dashrath Singh (Amitabh) being the cat. Before this song, they have not come face-to-face. Initially, director Shaad Ali thought he'd have a scene that would bring them together. But then decided a song would work better. Hence this item song at a roadside bar, where the two get to know each other over a few pegs of cheap whiskey.

Before we begin
Before the song begins, Amitabh has been telling the story of his brush with love in Delhi.  Hence the various references to Delhi (specifically, old Delhi, in and around Chandni Chowk) in the song as well. There is this line "Ballimaran se Daribe talak, teri meri kahaani Dilli mein" - Ballimaran is Ghalib's haveli situated in Chandni Chowk. Dariba Kalan (Street of the Incomparable Pearl) is a street in Chandni Chowk, which used to be a popular market of precious stones, gems, gold and silver jewelry.

Lyrics, and translation (English)

(The translation follows the now usual format of translation followed by my interpretation.)

Aisi nazar se dekha us zaalim ne chowk par

Humne kaleja rakh diya, chaaku ki nok par

[[With such a vicious gaze did he look at me at the Chowk,

That I put my heart at knife's point

His conspicuous stare at me (in front of everyone) felt like a knife through my heart.]]

Mera chain-vain sab ujDa, zaalim nazar hata le

Barbaad ho rahe hain ji, tere apne shahar waale

Ho, meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja, 

Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja

[[I've lost my calm and composure; now take your eyes off me, O pitiless brute!

After all, it's people of your own you're destroying.

Now, come to me before I become anxious ('cause I've been waiting long enough for you)

Angdai means stretching yourself after a sleep. So basically you're relaxed. So "Andgai na toote" could mean coming out of this relaxed state, becoming anxious etc.]]

Kajrare....

Kajrare-kajrare, tere kaale-kaale naina - x4
[[Your kohl-lined, black eyes]]

Ho mere naina, mere naina, mere naina judwa naina
[[My eyes, my twin set of eyes]]

Kajrare-kajrare, tere kaale-kaale naina

Doesn't matter if the official soundtrack lists this song as "Kajra Re", I think it's "Kajrare". Because Kajrare naina (कजरारे नैना) would mean "kohl-lined eyes", while Kajra re naina (कजरा रे नैना) would mean absolutely nohing.]]

Surame se likhe tere waade, aankhon ki zabaani aate hain

Mere roomaalon pe lab tere, baandh ke nishaani jaate hain

[[Your promises, written with kohl, speak the language of eyes
Your lips leave a mark on my handkerchief


Even when you don't say them out aloud, your eyes and your kisses on my handkerchief betray the promises you want to make.]]

Teri baaton mein kimaam ki khushbu hai, 

Tera aana bhi garmiyon ki loo hai

[[Your words have the fragrance of kimam. When you come, the effect is that of a hot summer wind.


Kimam (aka Qiwam): A fragrant paste put in paan (betel leaves) made with tobacco leaves (boiled and soaked in water flavored with spices (cardamom, saffron etc)). The resulting pulp is mashed, strained, and dried into a paste. ]]

[Aa-ja, toote na, toote na andgaayi
Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja, 

Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja

Kajrare ... ]

Aankhein bhi kamaal karti hain, parshanal se sawaal karti hain

Palkon ko uthaati bhi nahin (hmmm), parde ka khyaal karti hain

[[Eyes, at times, cross their limits. And begin asking personal questions. But even while doing so, they keep the eyelids downcast, because they respect the tradition of purdah.


In India, the women keep purdah, which is the tradition of keeping women concealed from men. Even when they come out, they cover their faces while speaking to men.]]

Mera gham to kisi se bhi chhupta nahin

Dard hota hai dard jab chubhta nahin

[[My pain is for everyone to see (it's not hidden from anyone). I've become so used to pain, that it hurts when the pain doesn't sting enough.]]

[Aa-ja, toote na, toote na andgaayiMeri angdaayi na toote tu aaja, 

Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja

Kajrare ... ]

Ho, tujhse milna puraani Dilli mein

Chhod aaye nishaani Diili mein

Ballimaran se Daribe talak,

Teri-meri kahaani Dilli mein

[[I still remember meeting you in Old Delhi. The entire city is dotted with symbols of our love. From Ghalib's haveli in Ballimaran to Dariba Kalan, our story is famous in all of Delhi.]]

Kaali kamli waale ko yaad karke, 

Tere kaale-kaale naino ki kasam khaate hain

Teri kaali-kaali naino ki balaayein le loon

Tere kaale-kaale naino ko duaayein de doon

Meri jaan udaas hai, hothon pe pyaas hai

Aa ja re, aa ja re, aa ja re

[[ (In the name of God), I swear upon your black eyes. 
I'll take away all troubles and bless these dark eyes.
(Because) I'm heartbroken, and longing for love,
So come to me.


Kaali kamli waale: Interestingly, it could mean either Krishna (he was dark-skinned) or Prophet Muhammad (he wore a black shawl / blanket).
Balaayein le loon: Elders, while blessing the younger ones, often use this term. It means that they're taking away the evil from the person who's being offered blessing, and taking all their troubles upon themselves.]]

[Teri baaton mein kimaam ki khushbu hai, 

Tera aana bhi garmiyon ki loo hai

Aa-ja, toote na, toote na andgaayi

Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja, 

Meri angdaayi na toote tu aaja

Kajrare ... ]

(The video contains a few dialogues before the song begins)

On a parting note
When Gulzar lashed out at Chetan Bhagat - http://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report_lyricist-gulzar-lashes-out-at-chetan-bhagat_1389623

Huzoor is kadar (Masoom)

Indian men are not known for their expressiveness. I'm not talking about writing novels or making movies (and recently, writing blogs) running over with emotions. I'm talking about them expressing their (soft) emotions (love, romance, happiness, sadness) in real life. Have you seen a middle-class, middle-aged Indian man tell his wife how beautiful she is, in public? I'm sure you haven't - because they just don't do that. 

Unless they're drunk.

We've often been to parties where a very disciplined and strict by the day uncle, after a peg or two, would suddenly go all soft, declaring his love for his wife, even singing songs for her. The shocked but amused wife will pretend to be angry and scandalized, though she's enjoying every minute of this attention.

All this has been perfectly captured in this song. Naseeruddin Shah and Saeed Jaffrey are at their suave but impish best, mirroring on screen the playfulness of Bhupinder and Suresh Wadkar's voice. This, in my opinion, is the ultimate grown-up party song :D

Lyrics, and translation

Huzoor is kadar bhi na itra ke chaliye

Khule aam aanchal na lehra ke chaliye

[[My lady, don't be so vain!

Don't walk with such a carefree, breezy attitude.

 In Indian society, women are supposed to cover themselves (in this case, in saree) and walk with care, so they wouldn't be considered promiscuous. So walking 'khule aam aanchal lehra ke' (with her scarf flowing away) would mean that she doesn't care what others are thinking about her. 

My translation might have made it look like it's said in a serious manner, but read it all as a playful banter - because that's how it is meant.]]

Koi manchala gar pakad lega aanchal

Zara sochiye aap kya keejiyega

Laga de agar, badh ke zulfon mein kaliyan

To kya apno zulfein jhatak deejiyega

(Huzoor is kadar...)

[[What would you do, if someone starts flirting with you?

If someone puts flowers in your hair, would you simply wrench it off your hair?

(That's why, my lady, don't walk with such an attitude..)]]

Badi dilnasheen hain haseen ki ye ladiyaan

Ye moti magar yoon na bikhraaya keeje

Uda ke na le jaaye jhonka hawa ka

Lachakta badan yoon na lehraya keeje

(Huzoor is kadar...)

[[Your smile is really divine, but don't waste these pearls so freely (on everyone who looks your way).

The way you seem to glide about, I'm afraid lest a gush of wind takes you away.

(That's why, my lady, don't walk so vainly...)]]

Bahot khoobsoorat hai har baat lekin

Agar dil bhi hota, to kya baat hoti

Likhi jati phir daastaan-e-mohabbat

Ek afsaane jaisi mulakat hoti

(Huzoor is kadar...)

[[Everything about you is beautiful, if only you also had a heart!

Then we'd have had a fairy-tale encounter, and stories would have been written about us.

(If only you were not so cruel and heartless, you would have noticed my love for you. And we might have even had a fairy-tale romance.]]

(Side note: As a kid I thought Javed Jaffrey was Saeed Jaffrey's son :D)